The Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Review by Jason Gaston
Given how much I hated and completely
despised the first Fantastic Four movie (not counting the legendary
attempt Roger Corman made) I take it as no small shock that I have
just sat through and enjoyed - yes, enjoyed - the sequel offering,
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer. While not
exactly on the same level as, say, Batman Begins or
Spider-Man 1 or 2, Rise of the Silver Surfer is a fun and
upbeat movie and, in spite or or because it it's own gallant and
unapologetic goofiness, it's earned a place in my stone cold heart.
Could it be
that we're not saddled with some boring origin story? Perhaps it's
because the actors are more comfortable with their roles? Maybe it's
because the silliness of the story is embraced in a big-old bear hug.
Whatever it is, it works. I'm not sure why it does, but it does.
The Fantastic Four is preparing to celebrate the wedding of the
elastic Mr. Fantastic and Invisible Woman who has the ability to
become transparent, generate force fields, but lacks the ability to
act in any way, shape, or form. The future marital bliss (and I'm sure
wild wedding night if you know what I mean) are interrupted by the
arrival of a silver alien on a surf board. Because these characters
are very imaginative, they call him The Silver Surfer.
It seems that this Silver Surfer thingie is going around and causing
disruptions on the Earth... things like solidifying oceans and causing
it to snow in Egypt. He's also carving holes in the Earth and no one
knows why... not even the writers of the movie! All of this is to
prepare the world for consumption by Galactus... who is, sadly, just a
big cloud of dust.
Also, the Human Torch gets messed up and switches powers with the
other members of the Fantastic Four when he touches them.
Rise of the Silver Surfer isn't all awesomeness and asskicking,
but in a world of dour superheroes and angst, it was fun to see
someone put joy into the genre even if the results were mixed.
Yeah, there is disappointment - the primary one being the dust-cloud
Galactus - but I found myself enjoying this superhero tour de force
despite myself.
It wasn't a great movie, but it was a good one... certainly ten steps
better than the stupid first effort. Hopefully, by the time The
Fantastic Four come back and they face off against the Marvel Zombies
or Black Panther or whoever, the next movie will be a great movie.
...but probably not.

