Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
Review by Jason Gaston
Charlie's Angels is a movie you're either going to love or
hate. For example, if you're a pretentious film snob who can't release
your grasp of reality and gravity... please do yourself a favor and
stay away. For the rest of you who enjoy a cheap spirited action romp
with personality, pizzazz, and perky parts, come on down and witness
the Angel's return.
Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, and Lucy Lui are about to ride the only
reason why I can fathom why this movie was called "Full Throttle" in
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle.
In Charlie's
Angels: Full Throttle, the team of Diaz, Barrymore, and Lui are
back sans Bill Murray. In his place is Bernie Mac who truly makes the
part his own the only way that Bernie Mac can. Yeah, he may get a
little irritating at times, but at least he's not rehashing the same
old crap.
The story is this... two rings called "halo rings" are stolen. When
put together, these rings hold data on everyone in the witness
protection program and the sinister fallen angel Madison (Demi Moore)
is ready to sell them to the highest bidder, making everyone in the
program vulnerable to the various mobs and crime families who want to
shut them up.
Like I said, this is a movie you're either going to love or hate.
Personally, I thought it was a trip and loved it. I mean, how could
you not love anything that has this much punch and confidence about
itself. Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle is a cross between an
action flick, a female empowerment movie, and a self parody and, in
spite of itself, it all works out. Don't ask me to explain it or
rationalize it or anything... it just works.
This is probably the biggest and best "check your brain at the door"
movies to hit theaters.
Of course, the big news from Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle is
Demi Moore's eyebrow raising comeback to Hollywood.
Not only is this movie loaded with spunk, pizzazz, yahoo, and bouncy
things, but its also brimming with hilarious cameos from Bruce Willis
to even the Olsen Twins. Even original angel Jaclyn Smith reprises her
role as Kelly Garrett.
There's no rationalizing it, there's no debating it... I can't really
back it up with hard data or scientific method. This is just a fun
movie bursting at the seams, ready to kick your butt and make you like
it. This movie is like eating a five-pound bag of chocolate. Yeah, it
may not be good for you... but the sugar rush is a blast while it
lasts.
The soundtrack is pretty good too.
Overall, this effort isn't as satisfying as the first one, but it's
still a blast if you can just forget the laws of physics and a few
other sacred laws of nature.

