Batman: The Movie
Review by Jason Gaston
When talking about Batman, it wouldn't be fair to start with Tim
Burton's brooding anti-hero. Instead, you must go all the way back to
the swinging sixties when pot-bellied Adam West bore the sign of the
bat and the leggy man-child Burt Ward flew beside him as Robin.
The story of
the appropriately titled Batman: The Movie is simple. So
simple, even a child could understand that. So simple, a child could
have probably written it. The Joker, The Penguin, Catwoman, and The
Riddler have teamed up and, armed with a dehydrator beam, they intend
to turn the world congress into powder and hold the whole bickering
lot of them hostage.
Interestingly, Batman: The Movie was supposed to have been
released in theaters before the advent of the sixties Batman
television series. Instead, it was actually released the summer after
the first season making Batman one of a handful of television series
to have a big screen adventure while the series was still on the air.
Something that, years later, Batman: The Animated Series did
with Batman: Mask of the Phantasm.
Holy camp, Batman! This movie is about as cornball as they come but,
then again, nothing can be this campy without intending to be. That's
where much of the humor of Batman: The Movie comes in. From the
hammed up performances of the bat-villains to the strange spacey
method acting of Adam West, Batman: The Movie is a bizarre,
campy, and kid friendly treat for the whole family.
Besides any movie where Batman asks for a can of Bat-Shark
repellant and manages to keep a straight face while doing it... you
know it has to be a good time... even if it is a little dumb.

