the Lost (2009)
Land of the Lost, based on what is probably the
worst excuse for a Saturday Morning kids show in the history of
all television, could very well be the worst big-budget
blockbuster since Catwoman. This movie is all kinds
of terrible and watching it is probably one of the torture
techniques outlined in a classified Cheney memo.
The Losers is one of
those odd movies that is comfortable taking the identity of
others. In a sense, it's the Single White Female
of movies -- devoid of personality and originality that it
rummages through the closet of its fellow movie brethren looking
for a pair of pants or a shirt that will make it look like
something it admires.
Lot Like Love (2005)
I suppose A Lot Like Love could have been worse… the
theater could have caught fire and I might have been horribly
scarred for life. At least that didn’t happen.