G.I.
Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)
I enjoyed myself sufficiently; Call it the low expectations or what have you, but the enjoyment has been had. No amount of regret or common sense can erase that.
G-Force (2009)
G-Force is quite literally the worst and most offensive movie of the year. This is the cinematic equivalent of giving your kids a bag of weed and telling them to play in the street.
Green
Lantern: First Flight (2009)
While a disappointment, I guess the movie itself isn't terrible but when you're confronted with a character and mythology so rich that all you have to do is cherry pick certain elements to create a fantastic sci-fi tale, it seems that Green Lantern: First Flight picked all of the wrong fruits.