Eagle
Eye (2008)
You'll probably see the twist coming. I did, and I'm
certainly no great intellectual. You'll see it coming and
the thought will keep running through your head: "No, they
wouldn't do that! That would be too stupid!" and then they
do, and it's the freaking Village all over again!
Eight
Legged Freaks (2002)
Eight Legged Freaks knows it's stupid, knows it's silly, and
never apologizes for it one single time.
Elektra
(2005)
In the end, Elektra is harmless but boring superhero
hoo-hah. Jennifer Garner is pretty terrible in this role, but in
her defense, I don't see how anyone could have saved it from its
inherent horribleness.
Elf
(2003)
I stop short of saying that it's heartwarming, but it's fun,
it's spirited, and it's probably one of Will Ferrell's better
movies.
The
Emperor's New Groove
(2000)
New Groove has got a biting wit to it and, perhaps
because it doesn't feel self-important like most other Disney
cartoons, it just cuts loose and has a good time.
Enchanted
(2007)
There are long sequences in it that are hilarious and keeps
you laughing despite the herniated tear in your side.
End
of Days (1999)
Arnold does need to stick with what he does best like comedy and
mindless action because, as much as I love the guy, he has the
charisma of a hamster and the personality of a brick.
Envy (2004)
To call Envy half-baked would be complimenting it. I didn’t
laugh once at this movie… not once!
Epic
Movie (2004)
I will say, though, that it's so refreshing to see one of these
parody movies come out where you don't have to watch every movie that
it's referencing to know that it sucks.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
Brilliant screenwriter Charlie Kaufman captures those odd moments
that pulls at your heart other than the sappy crap that most other
movies think is romantic hits us with a humor that is cynical and
black that you just don't associate with romantic comedies.
Eurotrip (2004)
This new movie, Eurotrip, is raunchy, ballsy, and
funny as all get out. I laughed so hard at this movie that it hurt.
Literally hurt. This is the funniest movie in a long, long time.
The
Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005)
See it, but don't be surprised at the lack of flying pea soup and
twisting heads. This isn't The Exorcist all over again, it's
something more terrifying... The Exorcist with lawyers!
Exorcist:
The Beginning (2004)
It's okay in a B-movie sort of way and if you go in with little
expectations hoping for nothing but gore you won't be disappointed,
but for us long-time fans of The Exorcist this is just another
slap in the face.
Expelled:
No Intelligence Allowed (2008)
Anyone who is capable of taking a few steps back and looking at the big picture projected by this documentary will recognize its many failings of logic and dismiss it for the propaganda piece that it is.
The
Eye (2008)
In the never amusing race for studios to take decent Asian horror
and make it stupid, we’ve now got an American remake of The Eye,
an extremely well shot and plotted horror movie which is now, sadly,
none of those things in great measure.